Help My Cause

Just to be clear, this isn’t an offer to buy or sell anything. In fact, if you don't contribute, the only thing you will get is a feeling of nagging regret. Nor are we a charity, there will be no tax deductions for your contributions, and you can rest assured that it will most likely be spent on truly frivolous items such as the Hotdogger, or perhaps T-Rex Flip Flops. However, if you would like to contribute, I would be eternally grateful; or at least until next week.